My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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