I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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