oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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