yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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