her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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