i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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