i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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