So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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