ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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