Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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