38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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