put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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