why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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