why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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