I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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