If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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