Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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