Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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