the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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