I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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