Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Watching her eat just hurts me
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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