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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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