going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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