Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
