when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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