I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she pinky promised me she was 18
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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