I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Watching her eat just hurts me
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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