Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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