So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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