If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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