My cat gives me a boner
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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