P.S. I can't hear my feet
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
