remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
false alarm, still single
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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