Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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