Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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