it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
now i know why i became what i already was.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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