Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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