ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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