You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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