whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Text me some of your sweat
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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