If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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