Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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