My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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