I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
it glows. i had to have it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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