i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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