I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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