My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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