If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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