I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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