are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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