In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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