i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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