Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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