I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
FUCK WHALES
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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