Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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