He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Apparently you make a good broom.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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