Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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