I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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