He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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