are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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