Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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